My mother’s such a brat

May 9 2008

Mother’s day is coming up, so I’ve had flowers delivered, along with a new vase to her for a present. I tell her “be home because I need you to sign for a package for me,” but of course she doesn’t listen, just makes dumb jokes and wastes time.

So she misses the package and then complains to me when I told her to go home and wait for it.

Mothers, can’t live with them, can’t make them listen. … continue reading: My mother’s such a brat

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