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Massages and Smoking

Well, yesterday I had a massage, and let’s just say I will never go there again. It was the most painful experience I’ve had, or at least in a long while.

You would think she would understand that “OW!!!” does not mean I’m enjoying it. It was bloody awful! (Man, I love saying that.)

And now today, I am sore as all hell. It hurts to sit, to walk, to climb steps, to lay down, to blink. I don’t know what she was thinking, but man, it was not worth it. … continue reading: Massages and Smoking

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Guys are such dorks

I just participated in something that was highly hilarious for me. I just thought that it was quite funny, and the results made me laugh.

When I left, I was thinking about it, and it just made me smile. I was walking down the block towards some guy walking in the opposite direction.

I guess he thought I was smiling at him because I was sort of looking in his direction (even though I hadn’t noticed him at that point), and he just put on this bashful smile.

I finally noticed him just when I was passing him, and I swear he was just so happy, it was too funny. … continue reading: Guys are such dorks